This is me. In fact, all of these are me. I know that right now, you're thinking, "Eww." So I'll indulge you by not updating this site often. Forgive me for my loserness, and also curse the birthday gift that managed to get me a webcam.
My old pics were scaring children. Hopefully, these are slightly less hideous.
At any rate, I'm Chris. Consider us introduced.
Flee this place, and be glad that you escaped with your eyes intact.